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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a priceless vase a bicycle a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gold ingot a piano a television a barrel a car tyre a bowling ball a refrigerator

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