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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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