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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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cat 🐈 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕

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