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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜

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