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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹

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