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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Beverage time ๐Ÿต The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ
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