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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚
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