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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Stormy day โšก๏ธ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€
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