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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ
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