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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€
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