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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Don't put that there โš ๏ธ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€
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