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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Beverage time ๐Ÿต Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ†
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