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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Beverage time ๐Ÿต Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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