Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Running late for something? Get a quick excuse by using the buttons below.

There are 411210639 possible excuses for your surprise and delight!

Using Slack? Use the "Add to Slack" button above to get a /late command to generate random excuses on-demand. Your co-workers will thank you!

Choose an excuse category โ€ฆ

๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Stormy day โšก๏ธ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.