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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Don't put that there โš ๏ธ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’
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