Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Running late for something? Get a quick excuse by using the buttons below.

There are 411210639 possible excuses for your surprise and delight!

Using Slack? Use the "Add to Slack" button above to get a /late command to generate random excuses on-demand. Your co-workers will thank you!

Choose an excuse category โ€ฆ

๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.