Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack

Running late for something? Get a quick excuse by using the buttons below.

There are 411210639 possible excuses for your surprise and delight!

Using Slack? Use the "Add to Slack" button above to get a /late command to generate random excuses on-demand. Your co-workers will thank you!

Choose an excuse category โ€ฆ

๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.