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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ
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