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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ›  Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Beverage time ๐Ÿต
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