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๐Ÿฆ„ random pathetic excuse The train hijacking ๐Ÿ”ซ Classified ads ๐Ÿ’ธ Bad trip ๐ŸŒ€ Hooliganism ๐Ÿคฌ Dangerous animals ๐Ÿšจ Ticket issues ๐ŸŽŸ Tickle time ๐Ÿ˜‚ Amateur gardener ๐Ÿถ Stormy day โšก๏ธ Beverage time ๐Ÿต Visionary sleep ๐Ÿ›Œ Argumentative ๐Ÿ—ฏ Apparitions? ๐Ÿ‘ป Bad food ๐Ÿ˜ซ Superhero ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™‚๏ธ Not a pet house ๐Ÿ˜ฟ Pet death ๐Ÿ’€ Creature calamity ๐Ÿฆ† The train delay ๐Ÿ•’ Don't put that there โš ๏ธ Thirsty gadget ๐Ÿผ Cake catastrophe ๐Ÿฐ Hungry boy ๐Ÿฆด Alcoholic journey ๐Ÿบ Garden shock ๐Ÿฅ€ Bad beverage ๐Ÿ’Š Doctor Doctor ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ Insect invasion ๐ŸฆŸ Child escapades ๐Ÿง’ Petty theft ๐Ÿ’ Kung-fu fighting ๐Ÿฅ‹ Pet talk ๐Ÿฉ Pet squish ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ The train collision ๐Ÿ’ฅ Feel the power ๐Ÿ”Œ Dirty boy ๐Ÿ’ฉ Musical mania ๐ŸŽง Bad maintenance ๐Ÿ› 
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