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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹

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