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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹

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