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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a television on their pet …

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snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴

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