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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴

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