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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈

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