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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶

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