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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 canary 🦜

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