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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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