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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕

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