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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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