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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹

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