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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹

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