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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a piano on their pet …

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pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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