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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a piano on their pet …

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cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒

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