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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a piano on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁

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