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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a piano on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠

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