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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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