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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜

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