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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒

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