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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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