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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹

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