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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕

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