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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷

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