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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰

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