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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩

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