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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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