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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 pug 🐶

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