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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠

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