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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷

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