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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁

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