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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
snake 🐍 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️
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