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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍
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