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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰
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