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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Doris
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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mouse 🐁
kitten 🐱
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