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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰
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