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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Doris
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
labrador 🐕
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Zeus
Stella
Hufflepuff
Luke Skywalker
...Stink
Loki
Simba
Pebbles
Bilbo
Minnie
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