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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a barrel on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈

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