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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a barrel on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️

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