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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Doris
dropped
a barrel
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
labrador 🐕
snake 🐍
puppy 🐶
rock ⚫️
dog 🐕
parrot 🦜
pug 🐶
monkey 🐒
canary 🦜
parakeet 🦜
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Dan
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