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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠

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