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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷

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