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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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dog 🐕 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁

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