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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜

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