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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 pug 🐶

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