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Pet squish

My step-auntie Doris dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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canary 🦜 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕

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