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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Doris
dropped
a bicycle
on their pet
rock ⚫️
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Pepper
Picard
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Zeus
Thor
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...Stink
Tilly
Luke Skywalker
Hufflepuff
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