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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a gold ingot a bowling ball a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a photocopier an anvil a television a sofa a gallon of soy sauce a car tyre a priceless vase

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