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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a sofa on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹

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