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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a sofa on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕

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