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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠

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