Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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