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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒

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