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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁

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