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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁

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