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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜

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