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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹

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