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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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snake 🐍 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰

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