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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.