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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Betty
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
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puppy 🐶
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hamster 🐹
rock ⚫️
tarantula 🕷
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