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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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pony 🐴 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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