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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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