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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕

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