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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️

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