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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶

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