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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒

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