Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.