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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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pony 🐴 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒

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