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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁

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