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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷

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