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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜

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