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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰

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