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Pet squish

My step-auntie Betty dropped a television on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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