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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a photocopier an anvil a barrel a small child a refrigerator a watermelon a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a piano a gold ingot a television

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