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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜

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