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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴

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