Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️

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