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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁

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