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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴

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