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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶

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