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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕

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