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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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snake 🐍 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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