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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰

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