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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹

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