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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️

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