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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰

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