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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴

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