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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹

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