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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a barrel on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱

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