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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a barrel on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹

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