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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
dropped
a barrel
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...Wibble
Alfie
Roxy
Rocky
Princess
Squishy
Luke Skywalker
Hufflepuff
Simba
Smeagol
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Dan
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