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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a piano on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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