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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a piano on their pet …

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canary 🦜 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁

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