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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a piano on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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