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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a piano on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠

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