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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
dropped
a piano
on their pet
canary 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
Daisy
Luna
...Stink
Spock
Lola
Dexter
Twilight Sparkle
Weasley
Hufflepuff
...Cuddles
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