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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a sofa on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩

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