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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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