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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a sofa on their pet …

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snake 🐍 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠

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