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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a sofa on their pet …

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cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️

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