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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a sofa on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴

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