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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
dropped
a sofa
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...Sparkles
Trotsky
Rex
Hufflepuff
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Daisy
Murphy
Rocky
Zeus
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