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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕

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