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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱

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