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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶

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