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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜

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