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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕

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