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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜

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