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Pet squish

My step-auntie Wilhelmina dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁

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