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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a piano a priceless vase a television a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a gallon of soy sauce a small child a barrel a sofa a watermelon an anvil

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