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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a car tyre a bicycle a priceless vase an anvil a photocopier a sofa a bowling ball a computer a gallon of soy sauce a gold ingot

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