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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a television a watermelon a small child a priceless vase a car tyre a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes a refrigerator a computer a bicycle a piano

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