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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜

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