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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱

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