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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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