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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴

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