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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱

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