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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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