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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒

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