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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶

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