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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕

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