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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒

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