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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️

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