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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 cat 🐈

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