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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒

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