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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷

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