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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕

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