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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜

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