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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a piano on their pet …

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snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕

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