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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a sofa on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱

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