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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒

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