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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a sofa on their pet …

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snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈

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