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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a sofa on their pet …

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dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️

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