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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a barrel on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩

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