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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a barrel on their pet …

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pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕

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