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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a barrel on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁

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