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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹

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