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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶

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