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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠

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