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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍

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