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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶

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