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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜

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