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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a television on their pet …

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cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 pony 🐴

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