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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a television on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕

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