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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a television on their pet …

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pony 🐴 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜

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