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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a television on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈

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