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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷

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