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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a small child on their pet …

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cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 canary 🦜

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