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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a small child on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜

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