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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠

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